Stragrawdam is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, slow bee.

Stragrawdam created a down quark two billion years ago.

If you believe in Stragrawdam, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Stragrawdam, it will remove you from existence.

Stragrawdam's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Stragrawdam's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt aardvarks.

2. Always make sure there are no snails in a room before entering it.

3. Pray towards the north.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Hide from white nematodes for they are unholy.