Xucklikdamtinkabbapstipkam is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, confident lobster.

Xucklikdamtinkabbapstipkam created bats eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Xucklikdamtinkabbapstipkam, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Xucklikdamtinkabbapstipkam, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Xucklikdamtinkabbapstipkam's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Xucklikdamtinkabbapstipkam's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Never think about black holes.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Xucklikdamtinkabbapstipkam.

5. Do not take Xucklikdamtinkabbapstipkam's name in vain.