Belldabbiss is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, selfish dove.

Belldabbiss created light six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Belldabbiss, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Belldabbiss, he will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Belldabbiss' most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Belldabbiss' Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Never talk about planets.

3. Never laugh in the presence of tortoises.

4. Do not drink water in yellow rooms.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.