Popgilquag is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, amazing hydra.

Popgilquag created viruses twelve years ago.

If you believe in Popgilquag, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Popgilquag, he will curse you with boils.

Popgilquag's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Popgilquag's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Do not wear titanium on your body.

4. Do not drink water in pink rooms.

5. Never think about black holes.