Sakguthim is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, able swallow.

Sakguthim created the world eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sakguthim, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Sakguthim, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Sakguthim's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Sakguthim's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at black holes.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Do not kill manatees.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.