Sisbonk is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, grumpy eagle.

Sisbonk created a Higgs boson eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sisbonk, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Sisbonk, it will destroy your favourite planet.

Sisbonk's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Sisbonk's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if three ducks approach from the south.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Do not trade with those who eat parsnips.