Camsabmetgutbedquillbondut is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, calm fairy.

Camsabmetgutbedquillbondut created Europe five billion years ago.

If you believe in Camsabmetgutbedquillbondut, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Camsabmetgutbedquillbondut, she will turn you into a sheep.

Camsabmetgutbedquillbondut's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Camsabmetgutbedquillbondut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Do not hurt cats.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Feed all hungry ants.