Pomxembad is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, strong hamster.

Pomxembad created carbon four million years ago.

If you believe in Pomxembad, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Pomxembad, he will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Pomxembad's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Pomxembad's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate cats.

2. Do not dye your hair cyan.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Pomxembad.

4. Never talk about sheep.

5. Never write about amino acids.