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It takes the form of a slim, boastful hummingbird.

Fodkandut Garcinlog created carbon seven million years ago.

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If you do not believe in Fodkandut Garcinlog, it will ignore you.

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Fodkandut Garcinlog's Holy Commandments

1. Aardvarks are not to be trusted.

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4. Do not drink water in red rooms.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.