Hadarnsig is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, unselfish ant.

Hadarnsig created the solar system six million years ago.

If you believe in Hadarnsig, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Hadarnsig, it will turn you into an amoeba.

Hadarnsig's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Hadarnsig's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention dogs.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Hadarnsig.

3. Always wear mauve.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Hadarnsig.

5. Do not speak about wheat.