Pomvilwab is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, passionate wren.

Pomvilwab created the planet Earth nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pomvilwab, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Pomvilwab, it will send two she bears to sort you out.

Pomvilwab's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Pomvilwab's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the west.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Run away if eight capybaras approach from the east.

4. Always obey Pomvilwab's priests.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.