Yarwaparn is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, smart rat.

Yarwaparn created the Tadpole Galaxy three million years ago.

If you believe in Yarwaparn, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Yarwaparn, she will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Yarwaparn's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Yarwaparn's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick bats.

2. Run away from gray badgers, for they are unholy.

3. Never think about amino acids.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Do not kill great tits.