Gubhapcit is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, deceitful dingo.

Gubhapcit created the Sol system three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gubhapcit, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Gubhapcit, it will refuse to believe in you.

Gubhapcit's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Gubhapcit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Never run in the presence of birds.

3. Pray towards the west.

4. Always help sick goats.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Gubhapcit.