Jiptagnar is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, vain wyvern.

Jiptagnar created the planet Earth five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Jiptagnar, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Jiptagnar, she will turn you into a duck.

Jiptagnar's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Jiptagnar's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear white rings.

2. Do not trade with those who eat spinach.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Worship no other gods but Jiptagnar.