Lenbasthim is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, selfish dog.

Lenbasthim created snails two million years ago.

If you believe in Lenbasthim, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Lenbasthim, it will turn you into a hamster.

Lenbasthim's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Lenbasthim's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Never think about gravity.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Retreat if three doves approach from the north.

5. Never hurt rats.