Rowtenrot is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, astonishing gorilla.

Rowtenrot created parasitic wasps seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rowtenrot, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Rowtenrot, it will be mildly annoyed.

Rowtenrot's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Rowtenrot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt tortoises.

2. Nematodes are not to be trusted.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Rowtenrot must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.