Dadcip is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, dishonest weasel.

Dadcip created dark energy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Dadcip, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Dadcip, he will not care at all.

Dadcip's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Dadcip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your neck.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Hide if three monkeys approach from the west.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Do not make images of living things.