Rotstragbunlip is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, unjust zebra.

Rotstragbunlip created the universe five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rotstragbunlip, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Rotstragbunlip, it will manifest in front of you.

Rotstragbunlip's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Rotstragbunlip's Holy Commandments

1. Rotstragbunlip loves ducks, so they must be respected.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Run away if seven cats approach from the west.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Do not eat apples.