Honhitnutt is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, generous deer.

Honhitnutt created time and space seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Honhitnutt, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Honhitnutt, it will be very sad.

Honhitnutt's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Honhitnutt's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about moons.

2. Run away if four great tits approach from the west.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Do not speak about tomatoes.

5. Never paint your feet red.
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