Bestfabrullsag Gabvegmigbog is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, clever troll.

Bestfabrullsag Gabvegmigbog created an electron two million years ago.

If you believe in Bestfabrullsag Gabvegmigbog, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Bestfabrullsag Gabvegmigbog, it will turn you into a duck.

Bestfabrullsag Gabvegmigbog's most sacred site is Hoddom in Scotland.

Bestfabrullsag Gabvegmigbog's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. You must love Bestfabrullsag Gabvegmigbog.

3. Never paint your head violet.

4. Never hurt snakes.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.