Bitpigsid is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, astonishing eagle.

Bitpigsid created the Small Magellanic Cloud two billion years ago.

If you believe in Bitpigsid, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Bitpigsid, he will turn you into a mole.

Bitpigsid's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Bitpigsid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.