Cedflowvan is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, awesome wren.

Cedflowvan created a charm quark seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Cedflowvan, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Cedflowvan, it will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Cedflowvan's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Cedflowvan's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about amino acids.

2. Retreat if nine pigs approach from the south.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

5. Never look in ponds.