Zedsomhab is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, prudent yak.

Zedsomhab created vertebrates seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Zedsomhab, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Zedsomhab, she will say rude things about you at parties.

Zedsomhab's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Zedsomhab's Holy Commandments

1. Mites are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Always wear cyan.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Never think about gravity.

5. Never talk about planets.