Cimvagloopnegtar is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, grumpy pigeon.

Cimvagloopnegtar created the Sol system three million years ago.

If you believe in Cimvagloopnegtar, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Cimvagloopnegtar, he will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Cimvagloopnegtar's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Cimvagloopnegtar's Holy Commandments

1. Always help shrews.

2. Never wear coats.

3. Hide from white eagles for they are unholy.

4. Run away from magenta manatees, for they are unholy.

5. Never think about amino acids.