Jipdaddot is a god.
She takes the form of a heavy, unthinking fish.
Jipdaddot created a strange quark seven thousand years ago.
If you believe in Jipdaddot, she will ignore you forever.
If you do not believe in Jipdaddot, she will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.
Jipdaddot's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.
Jipdaddot's Holy Commandments
1. Never pour water over plants.
2. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.
3. Do not covet oxen.
4. Do not listen to music.
5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.