Cudsagsand is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, dishonourable crab.

Cudsagsand created the Cigar Galaxy three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cudsagsand, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Cudsagsand, she will jump up and down on your head.

Cudsagsand's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Cudsagsand's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large copper sculpture of Cudsagsand on top of all buildings.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Do not wear titanium on your body.