Zakflamlan is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, dishonest snake.

Zakflamlan created Mount Everest two million years ago.

If you believe in Zakflamlan, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Zakflamlan, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Zakflamlan's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Zakflamlan's Holy Commandments

1. Put Zakflamlan first in all things.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of silver.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate capybaras.

5. Do not kill nematodes.