Fitgepnill is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, generous capybara.

Fitgepnill created tapeworms two years ago.

If you believe in Fitgepnill, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Fitgepnill, she will try to impress you with trees.

Fitgepnill's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Fitgepnill's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about asteroids.

2. Never eat melons.

3. Pray towards the north.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Do not hurt ants.
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