Poglakgep is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, self-confident unicorn.

Poglakgep created the solar system three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Poglakgep, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Poglakgep, she will turn you into a frog.

Poglakgep's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Poglakgep's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about moons.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Never wear mauve trousers.

4. Hide from red frogs for they are unholy.

5. Poglakgep must be the most important thing in your life.