Dapsagpop is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, clever goose.

Dapsagpop created the Sunflower Galaxy seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dapsagpop, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Dapsagpop, he will be very sad.

Dapsagpop's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Dapsagpop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair magenta.

2. Never go into orange rooms.

3. Always obey Dapsagpop's priests.

4. Never look at nebulae.

5. Do not drink alcohol.