Rillbabquag is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, almighty mongoose.

Rillbabquag created the planet Venus four years ago.

If you believe in Rillbabquag, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Rillbabquag, it will turn you into a worm.

Rillbabquag's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Rillbabquag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your legs.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.