Vadpodkik is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, moody hydra.

Vadpodkik created the Large Magellanic Cloud six million years ago.

If you believe in Vadpodkik, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Vadpodkik, she will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Vadpodkik's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Vadpodkik's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate grasshopers.

2. Never mention rats.

3. Always treat ants with great respect.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Vadpodkik.

5. Put Vadpodkik first in all things.