Pangsugrilfly is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, staggering porpoise.

Pangsugrilfly created humankind five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pangsugrilfly, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Pangsugrilfly, it will destroy your favourite planet.

Pangsugrilfly's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Pangsugrilfly's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick geese.

2. Always help aardvarks in need.

3. Do not trade with those who eat bananas.

4. Hide from cyan sharks for they are unholy.

5. Do not drink water in white rooms.