Gadcibsabsis is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, proud fox.

Gadcibsabsis created the Virgo Supercluster eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gadcibsabsis, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Gadcibsabsis, he will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Gadcibsabsis' most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Gadcibsabsis' Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Always obey Gadcibsabsis' priests.

3. Never think about asteroids.

4. Do not drink water in fawn rooms.

5. Never run in the presence of foxes.