Fembepfarn is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, capable mole.

Fembepfarn created viruses seven million years ago.

If you believe in Fembepfarn, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Fembepfarn, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Fembepfarn's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Fembepfarn's Holy Commandments

1. Always help grasshopers in need.

2. Cats are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Never think ill of sick mites.