Hanmon is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, almighty cow.

Hanmon created the Tadpole Galaxy four billion years ago.

If you believe in Hanmon, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Hanmon, he will turn you into an amoeba.

Hanmon's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Hanmon's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Put Hanmon first in all things.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Never skip in holy places.

5. You must love Hanmon.