Stangidlan is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, dishonest fly.

Stangidlan created bats six million years ago.

If you believe in Stangidlan, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Stangidlan, it will send you a sign.

Stangidlan's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Stangidlan's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Never look at asteroids.

3. Always obey Stangidlan's priests.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Never think ill of sick frogs.