Sakcatcanzag is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, competent gnu.

Sakcatcanzag created the Sunflower Galaxy eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sakcatcanzag, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Sakcatcanzag, he will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Sakcatcanzag's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Sakcatcanzag's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate snakes.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Never eat grapes.