Milquillkonlimabceb is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, contented mongoose.

Milquillkonlimabceb created the world three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Milquillkonlimabceb, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Milquillkonlimabceb, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Milquillkonlimabceb's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Milquillkonlimabceb's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Do not shave your arms.

4. You must never eat gooseberries.

5. Do not listen to music.