Xuckbepjab Xucfutdib is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, strong sheep.

Xuckbepjab Xucfutdib created energy five million years ago.

If you believe in Xuckbepjab Xucfutdib, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Xuckbepjab Xucfutdib, he will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Xuckbepjab Xucfutdib's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Xuckbepjab Xucfutdib's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the east.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Foxes are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Never jump in holy places.