Gignuttgofbon is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, egotistical cow.

Gignuttgofbon created vertebrates nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gignuttgofbon, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Gignuttgofbon, she will destroy your favourite star.

Gignuttgofbon's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Gignuttgofbon's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Never write about gravity.

3. Never talk about mice.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Never feed parsnips to snails while wearing indigo boots.