Ceppogkom is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, pitiless giraffe.

Ceppogkom created the Sol system three million years ago.

If you believe in Ceppogkom, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Ceppogkom, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Ceppogkom's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Ceppogkom's Holy Commandments

1. Erect four silicon sculptures of Ceppogkom on top of important buildings.

2. Erect a large copper sculpture of Ceppogkom on top of all buildings.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Never hurt geese.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.