Miffumfat is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, emotional rat.

Miffumfat created the world eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Miffumfat, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Miffumfat, it will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Miffumfat's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Miffumfat's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Miffumfat.

2. Erect five gold sculptures of Miffumfat on top of important buildings.

3. Always wear white.

4. Never eat oranges.

5. Never go into green rooms.