Laglistbat Rilltadsaw is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, fussy parrot.

Laglistbat Rilltadsaw created an atom three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Laglistbat Rilltadsaw, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Laglistbat Rilltadsaw, he will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Laglistbat Rilltadsaw's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Laglistbat Rilltadsaw's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no seals in a room before entering it.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate sheep.

3. Do not take Laglistbat Rilltadsaw's name in vain.

4. You must never eat pineapples.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.