Yokbotfem is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, egotistical hippopotamus.

Yokbotfem created the Virgo Supercluster eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yokbotfem, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Yokbotfem, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Yokbotfem's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Yokbotfem's Holy Commandments

1. Yokbotfem must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Hide from blue mites for they are unholy.

3. Always help sick monkeys.

4. Never run in holy places.

5. Do not kill goats.