Bomtofgud is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, unselfish snake.

Bomtofgud created the Sombrero Galaxy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Bomtofgud, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Bomtofgud, it will strike you with lightening.

Bomtofgud's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Bomtofgud's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never look at nebulae.

3. Always wear magenta.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.