Davcutzig is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, generous raccoon.

Davcutzig created the Sunflower Galaxy seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Davcutzig, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Davcutzig, it will ignore you and hope you go away.

Davcutzig's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Davcutzig's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Hide from red mice for they are unholy.

3. Pray towards the south.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Hide if nine squirrels approach from the north.