Foncebvadhangublogkip is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, benevolent snake.

Foncebvadhangublogkip created tapeworms twelve years ago.

If you believe in Foncebvadhangublogkip, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Foncebvadhangublogkip, it will turn you into a puffin.

Foncebvadhangublogkip's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Foncebvadhangublogkip's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Foncebvadhangublogkip.

2. Always make sure there are no mites in a room before entering it.

3. Always help sick frogs.

4. Always treat whales with great respect.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.