Sidlitvol is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, unfair slug.

Sidlitvol created the Andromeda Galaxy five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sidlitvol, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Sidlitvol, she will turn you into a tree.

Sidlitvol's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Sidlitvol's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Do not kill frogs.

5. Do not eat parsnips.