Vencum is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, proud elephant.

Vencum created parasitic wasps three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vencum, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Vencum, he will attempt to scare you with hail.

Vencum's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Vencum's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Do not shave your face.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Always help seals.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.